well, tired. not naked. i'm fully dressed actually. even down to the socks. i generally don't wear socks around the apt. but i always wear my spongebob sock on until i get into bed. and i'm wearing them today. they are my favorite socks by far. and i think that i mention it every time that i wear them. cause i'm a loser.

ya know what i noticed a lot lately on diary sites and stuff? those "which vegetable are you?" or "which rockstar are you most like?" i swear those things are taking over the world. i mean, i can't lie, every time i see one, i end up going to take the test, cause i just want to see what i am. i did a fruit test or something... and i ended up being a banana. now, i know if you know anything about me.... like heather you know that i despise bananas and that i think they are the anti-christ. yes yes. they're awful. so, you can just imagine how i felt when that damn test said that i was a banana. uh... no thank you. please, do anything, let me be something else. i'd rather be a prune. or a raisin. just not a banana.

so i printed out my syllabus thingy from barnes & noble university for my memoir writing class. yippee. it should be fun. i think. i mean, i have to buy four books, but i looked at the reviews from customers and all of them have gotten four to five stars. so i'm pretty excited about it. ya know? i feel like i'm taking the much needed steps toward my goal, ya know? like, i just need something to keep my occupied. and why not write?

do i really want to iron tonight? i don't think so. do i ever want to iron? i don't think so. if you do... and you live somewhere near me... please send me an email and we can make a schedule of when you will iron my clothes. i'll even bring them to you. imagine that.... ironing someone else's clothes from the comfort of your own home. this is NOT a limited offer. by any means. tell your friends. it's an exciting opportunity.

anyway, enough of me rambling and rambling. and rambling even more. i got to talk to gustermike on el telefono this evening. he seems cool. i've never talked to him before on the phone... just on im. and just recently. oh well.... but then heather hung up on him by accident. i don't know how to work those call waiting calls on the cell phone either. they're just weird.

well, i suppose that i should go read for a bit and then go to bed. maybe i'll iron. but hopefully i can find something that is not terribly wrinkly. i'm almost willing to do a skirt if that's the case. i can be so pathetic sometimes.